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Have you ever taken the day off and strapped yourself into a bidet for 8 straight hours?
I used to get excited when I got a lead. Then, I used to get excited when I got a house under contract. Now, I only get excited two months after the deal closed when the house hasn’t some how exploded yet.
That constant pit in your stomach when you’re waiting to hear back on an offer.
Headed down to the @tomferry Sunmit. You know where to find me.
“We’re going in a different direction” is the “we should just be friends” of real estate.
Let’s start calling bad agents, “hacks.” It’s such a funny, powerful description of a crappy agent. “Yeah I did a deal with Jeb once he’s a complete and utter hack.” See? Sounds good.
If you are thinking of getting into Real Estate be prepared to hear 1 piece of good news for every 25 pieces of bad news.