#10yearchallenge

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Ewe.

Me: “When are you available to see those properties? I can schedule them any day this week besides Thursday afternoon.”

Buyers: “How about Thursday at 3:00 PM?”

When another agent keeps mentioning they are meeting a developer later.

Agent-Client therapy:

Agent: “I just... don’t like the way you call me at 11:00 PM to tell me to put an extra open house sign on Mulberry. I think that could wait until the morning, no?”

Client: “I didn’t want to forget.”

Therapist: “See, she just didn’t want to forget!”

Is this happening in your town?

Broker Price Opinion

You know you are a realtor if your significant other tries to get you to go somewhere with this:

“You should come! Maybe you can meet a new client!”

How realtors hit on each other

Realtors who wear ear pieces are like people who wear workout gloves to the gym. Both are probably at a slight functional advantage, but both are definitely assholes.

Are you mad that your neighbor listed with another agent?

Me:

Not realtor not realtor not realtor

Where are youuuuu?