10% off the comic book, Commission Impossible:

Being a realtor is all about being available, but also about sounding like you can’t be available for everything.

You just listed a house priced at $20 million. While sitting the first open house, you find convincing evidence the seller is a serial killer. What do you do?

What’s something you can say during sex but also in the middle of a real estate deal?

After five years of playing "hard to get" as a realtor, I've determined that it's a terrible strategy.

As much as I make fun of agent profile pics, I also look nothing like mine.

Get it: https://t.co/oSVZpWJ3bw

#TBT

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We can see you...

Checkout a podcast I did with comedian, @stupidresumes:

Need a Holiday gift for a realtor?

Sending a few of these today...