Anyone who self describes themself as a “guru” is probably running some sort of scam.

An agent just told me he hides the toilet paper at his open houses to prevent people from taking craps. Is this...

Don’t

There are two types of sellers:

Sellers who trust you and defer to your expertise.

Sellers who say they trust you and defer to their own opinions.

🤬🤬🤬

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See ya

The best

I’m here at this networking event to get real estate business. The first two people I met are real estate agents.

I’m at a networking event right now talking to nobody. Sitting in a corner drinking wine. Scared.

Congratulations! You just fell out of escrow and are now subscribed to the other agent's email blast! Enjoy getting reminded of the deal from hell every single time their name pops up!

Downtime in real estate is terrible.