**young couple walks into my open**

My brain-

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me - “Getting pretty dark out there already, right?”

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My cartoon book, “Commission Impossible: Rogue Agent” is drawn. Editing for the next week then will be ready to print in December. Who’s going to want a copy!? ✋

Who else is participating in #NoSalesNovember?

Opening emails on your phone is a lot scarier than opening them on your laptop.

Open house ends at 5:00 PM.

Starts turning off lights at 4:53 PM.

Goes up & down the stairs to check everything.

*Hears* knock on door at 4:59 PM.

Opens door.

Rushes around to turn everything back on.

Asshole walks in.

“Kitchen isn’t as big as I thought it would be.”

Real estate is so much more enjoyable when the other agent isn’t a massive asshole.

Imagine how fun real estate would be without the paperwork.

It’s always sad driving by one of those generic, decrepit open house signs that look like they’ve been through hell and back.

Me leaving another appointment I got from using https://t.co/BaZdObbdvW @BoomTownROI

Stop 👏 posting 👏 listing photos 👏 that 👏 are 👏 upside down 👏 or 👏 sideways 👏

Jump to conclusions much?