Sometimes I feel like I’m spending more time helping people that aren’t my actual clients...yet.

Did you grow up wanting to be a realtor?

Used to it 😴

All these reviews are 🔥! If you got the book and haven’t reviewed it yet, please do! If you haven’t gotten the book what are you doing?

I’ve started saying “May the force be with you” to agents after they leave my open house. It makes sense and it feels cool.

I’ve been in real estate for five years and nobody’s asked me how many sections are in a standard township.

Derailed

Where did it all go?

How about this for a request for repairs: “Sellers to remain in house during termite tenting.”

“No offers yet but I am showing it to someone later today who’s already seen it 16 times. So, I’d say there’s definitely some interest.”

Bored at inspections? Get yourself a copy

Some days I feel unemployed. Some days I feel I have 10 bosses and no spare time. Every day I feel anxious.

Nothing is better