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I hate when people say, “let me have” when they are ordering food.
If you want to make sure you get a response to your emails, put “PS I track all my emails...so I know when you open something and don’t respond.”
If you don’t have a mobile hotspot are you even a realtor?
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Currently sitting an open house hungover with no WiFi. #FootballSundays
“Referral for you!” - seeing those three words in that order makes realtors horny