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Can you imagine showing homes like they do on reality TV? They literally tell the buyers the price AFTER they see it.
Buyers: “Omg it’s perfect!”
Agent: “Just one small problem..it’s $3 million..you can’t afford it..it’s triple your budget.”
Buyers: “Oh. ok. What’s next!?”
Anyone have any suggestions to prevent people from going to an open house that my clients are writing an offer on? I don’t want anyone else to see it. Let me know thanks!!
Realtor: “A dream doesn’t become a reality through magic. It takes sweat, determination, and hard work.”
Realtor: “Office for the day.”
Realtor: “Weekends? Never heard of them. Every day is Monday in #realestate.”
Realtor: “Coming Soon!!”