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Everyone has a couple random people that send them Snapchats right? Like someone you don’t even know... and they snap you every day and you never respond. Well I have a guy that sends me videos of his goats every two hours.
I don’t say “see you next year” to my buyers to be “cute.” I say it to them because I literally won’t see them for another year.
Top Google searches for real estate agents in 2017:
1) Facebook advertising
2) What’s a good CRM?
3) How to get more leads
4) What is 3% of said number
5) How to deal with extreme anxiety
6) Should I quit my job and invest in cryptocurrency?
The animation pilot is officially done! It’s a mockery of an agent profile video and I can’t wait to release it. Make sure you follow the Insta @TheBrokeAgent where it will be posted first!
Punctuality is a great attribute for a client. However, showing up 15 minutes early before anyone is there to open up the house is not helpful. It means I have to get to a 2:30 showing at 2:15 to talk about the weather and where the other agent is.
Okay today is the day I start my 2018 business plan and map out how many houses I need to sell next year (Googles "What does Fabio look like today?"). Also, I need to send Holiday cards to my clients (refreshes Instagram for the tenth time in one minute).
Can we fast forward to purchasing real estate with Bitcoin? No more loan contingencies. No more appraisals. Just a simple push of a button that transfers literally nothing for a person's most valuable asset.
Today my friend asked me if it was exciting working in a real estate office. I told her it can be but it’s usually just a bunch of people asking each other if the WiFi seems slow.