Being late as a realtor is easy to handle because you have a built-in excuse: “My previous appointment went longer than expected.”

Would you rather be 15 minutes late to a big listing appointment or rip a huge, audible fart 15 minutes into a big listing appointment?

Why does it always seem like I'm writing offers at the most inconvenient time imaginable?

When both agents are waiting for their late clients to show up

Don’t do it

#ThrowbackThursdays

If real estate had a TV series the genre would be adventure/comedy/thriller/drama/horror.

Duh 🍷

“I’m taking the day off today” means you will have the busiest, most stressful day of the year.

When both listing agents tell you to call the other listing agent

“The Cycle”

Fail at job. Become real estate agent. Fail at real estate. Become real estate coach. Fail at real estate coach. Become life coach.

The worst

Gossip Level

Real Estate Office > High School

Sex is cool and all but have you ever marked all your emails as read?