Have you ever taken the day off and strapped yourself into a bidet for 8 straight hours?

I used to get excited when I got a lead. Then, I used to get excited when I got a house under contract. Now, I only get excited two months after the deal closed when the house hasn’t some how exploded yet.

Not phased

Don’t talk to them.

#ThrowbackThursday

That constant pit in your stomach when you’re waiting to hear back on an offer.

#MeanGirls

Headed down to the @tomferry Sunmit. You know where to find me.

“We’re going in a different direction” is the “we should just be friends” of real estate.

Nobody actually does this 🤔

Let’s start calling bad agents, “hacks.” It’s such a funny, powerful description of a crappy agent. “Yeah I did a deal with Jeb once he’s a complete and utter hack.” See? Sounds good.

Shhh

Don’t mess with me

If you are thinking of getting into Real Estate be prepared to hear 1 piece of good news for every 25 pieces of bad news.

Table 9

This week’s #weeklycomic about to go live. Here’s an old classic in the meantime. #commissionimpossible